Igor insists he is "structurally superior," though no one asked. He stands very still, very tall, like he's waiting to be summoned for something important. When the light hits him at a certain angle, he casts a shadow that looks like he's raising one eyebrow - even though he doesn't have eyebrows. It's unsettling.
Once, someone found him propped upright on the stove, staring directly at a jar of olives. Why? Igor has never said.
Despite the intensity, he's oddly protective - the board who looks like he'd challenge a bread knife to a duel if he felt like it.
